Rossismad

Registered on Dec 9 06

Reviews written by Rossismad

Ross Lichtenberg, of Ross & Ross Ind., has this to say about TJ's...
TJ's is so good that they refuse to sell Mountain Dew as a beverage. I think we all know that, considering Mountain Dew is the greatest beverage ever, the food is so ridiculously good at TJ's that if they sold Mountain Dew, there would be no reason for customers to ever leave. Sure, that could be good for business, but TJ's thrives on the ambiguity and clandestine characteristics that other Vegan restaurants of such high quality base their businesses around. Selling Mountain Dew would perhaps make this restaurant TOO good and absolutely destroy everything that this admirable and extraordinary restaurant has built its foundation upon.

Also-They don't serve food at TJ's, they serve miracles.